Cum Loop

When one person in a sexual event stands behind the male and the male jacks off and when he cums, he flings the cum backwards, over his head and hitting the other participant in the face.

Logan was standing behind Mike when mike cum looped him right in the face.

by Jack Mehoff March 15, 2005

blach

an aliens version of cocaine

aww blach yea
take some blZNATCH
IF YOU DONT SNIFF THIS BLACH IM GONNA KICK YOU IN YOUR NUTS YOU FUCKIN CUNT ASS BITCH

by JACK MEHOFF May 09, 2003

citnag

a cigarette you stick in one's butt and then smoke it.(preferably for gay couples and drunk bastards)

Yo my boi just had a citnag and he got poop stuck in his teef

by Jack MeHoff April 16, 2005

Cookie crumbs

also known as crackrock

What ya need, man?..."Ya got them crumbs, man?"

by Jack Mehoff November 26, 2004

Fatitis

A rare sexually transmitted disease in which the person eats uncontrollably, to the point of vomiting.

Tyler was diagnosed with Fatitis.

by Jack MeHoff November 13, 2003

Diseru

Noun
A dirty little whore.

See STD.

Six months later after banging his sister, he caught a Diseru.

by Jack MeHoff July 15, 2004

lap log

A huge penis laying in your lap

"you ready to take this lap log!?"

by Jack mehoff April 28, 2015