The Dolly Parten

One woman Masturbating whist being viewed by three other men who are throwing quarters at her to continue the show.

Look at that Dolly parten,(sound: ka-ching)this is the best little whorehouse in texas.

by Jack Mehoff March 8, 2005

supruzr

1) see menkio.
2) see dingleberry.
3) the sore you get in your ass after
wiping too much of having too much hot
gay sex.

What the fuck, man, you're really a
supruzr. Stupid dick.

by Jack Mehoff October 3, 2004

lap log

A huge penis laying in your lap

"you ready to take this lap log!?"

by Jack mehoff April 28, 2015

IHYF

IHYF is an abbreviation of the phrase "I hate your face." It is especially useful when you are totally careless about someone.

What did you just say to me?
OH...NO YOU DIDN'T
IHYF

by Jack Mehoff November 26, 2002

cunt nugget

a very bitchy, self absorbed person. slut muffin

nate, your sucha cunt nugget.

by Jack Mehoff February 28, 2005

Zukster

1)A person who is a fat ass, lazy, red neck, sandwich eatting, nigga hatin person, and always hungry.

2)A person who got stuck in a tub.

1)Damn Zukster, why did you eat so much?
2)Yesterday, I got Zukster in the bathroom.

by Jack Mehoff November 3, 2004

frullet

an afro and a mullet combined

check out billy bobs frullet

by jack mehoff July 7, 2003