3 definitions by Jack Hoffmen 69
This is when you get the covid test and the back of your throat gets plunged by a long ass swab.
Similar to Throated.
Similar to Throated.
Guy 1: I had to get Covid Throated after some dip shit at work didn't wear his mask properly. I got it Walgreens and work paid for it.
Guy 2: Cool story bro, I got throated behind Walgreens.
Guy 2: Cool story bro, I got throated behind Walgreens.
by Jack Hoffmen 69 July 15, 2020
A phrase to trick people into looking at your flaccid penis and/or wrinkly sack. Similar to getting iced but with cock and balls.
Guy 1: (sitting down) "Oh shit, look at this bubble gum on my new futon!
Guy 1: (Points between legs like he just found it)
Guy 2: (looks and sees a set of dick and balls being squished together)
Guy 1: (Points between legs like he just found it)
Guy 2: (looks and sees a set of dick and balls being squished together)
by Jack Hoffmen 69 May 12, 2020
When you slap someone across the face with your dick when questioned if your being out in public is an "essential trip".
Went to the hardware store during the stay at home order to get some paint. Some guy in line outside the store was giving me crap about how only essential people should be out - so I asked him "oh yeah? Is this essential?!" And gave him a Covid Slap to shut him up.
by Jack Hoffmen 69 May 12, 2020