3 definitions by Jack Hethoff69

A man of great honor. Occasionally takes naps during the day. Also likes eating. A Rachland also attracts many fine women, but is loyal to only one.
"Damn look it's Rachland...wish I could date him but he's taken already..."
by Jack Hethoff69 February 16, 2021
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A man who tells everyone his cock is small, but in reality, he's really just saying that so that when his cock is revealed to those who finally have sexual relations with him, they would be suprised by the girth and length that it actually has.
"I made love to him last night....he's a Jalu you know!"
by Jack Hethoff69 February 16, 2021
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A very funky and wise woman. Also extremely determined. Likes Yoga, meditiation, and big men.
by Jack Hethoff69 February 16, 2021
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