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The practice of not emotionally investing oneself in the grand outcome of humanity while approaching society as an amusing spectacle. This attitude was famously espoused by comedian George Carlin.
by Jack Atrophy August 5, 2022
Get the social Carlinism mug.A heterosexual who becomes spontaneously attracted to members of the same sex after shaking hands with a sexy gay guy.
Also, the phenomenon in which this occurs.
Also, the phenomenon in which this occurs.
"Hey, want to go camping next week?"
"Can't dude, still coming down from that contact bi I got at the gym last month."
"Can't dude, still coming down from that contact bi I got at the gym last month."
by Jack Atrophy August 5, 2022
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Who was the absolute best waterboy,
After a game,
He’d dress like a dame,
And give the whole team some femjoy!
Who was the absolute best waterboy,
After a game,
He’d dress like a dame,
And give the whole team some femjoy!
by Jack Atrophy August 5, 2022
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by Jack Atrophy August 4, 2022
Get the femgoy mug.A turd that is all big and knobby at one end but gradually tapers off at the other, resembling the body of a beluga whale.
There once was a man from Chattanooga,
Who dropped a fat brown beluga,
And when he was done,
He screamed just for fun,
"I once blew a guy in Kaluga!"
Who dropped a fat brown beluga,
And when he was done,
He screamed just for fun,
"I once blew a guy in Kaluga!"
by Jack Atrophy August 4, 2022
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