JaSoN's definitions

football bat

used to describe a situation or something that has happened that is completely wrong or fucked up.

When Jason used pumice soap to jack off, Jill walked in and exclaimed, "That's about as fucked up as a football bat you bad mamma jamma!"

by Jason March 10, 2005

gigantism

A physical condition where a chick is quite large (often 6 ft or taller) but not really fat, thus still attractive and very fuckable. Small men are often intimidated by such women which is unfortunate for them, because they are great lays. Women's volleyball players often suffer from gigantism.

"Damn, did you see those fine-ass honeys in the 2-on-2 beach volleyball tournament? They have gigantism, but I'd fuck the shit out of all of them."

by Jason January 9, 2004

Heatherton

One void of brain. A complete hopeless moron. An idiot the world seldom sees. He can also be referred to as "Doofy".

Your so heatherton. Heatherton is the lowest form of stupid imaginable.

by Jason April 13, 2005

OBX

Somehow it's short for "outer banks." They're printed on stickers that resemble the black and white country stickers cars have on them on Europe. People use them to tell everyone "Look at me!!! I went to the beach! I paid too much for a sticker/license plate!@!@"
Beach bum wanna be's.

Seen on car---> (OBX)

by Jason February 5, 2004

ianad

"I am not a doctor" An online abbreviation, like IMHO or AFAIK. Compare ianal.

"ianad, but, you really should get that looked at."

by Jason February 24, 2005

Pizza Hut

I have a coworker who has bronchitis. Is that contagious?
Also, if you have a cut on your hands, is it still okay to make food as long as it isn't bleeding?

I'm not a Pizza Hut health inspector, so I don't know.

by Jason December 8, 2003

scooby doo

classic sneakers, ones you had when you were growin' up (e.g. air force ones, chuck taylors) referenced in Jay-Z's "Excuse me Miss"

Yo, don't even front like you were gonna scuff my scooby doos.

by Jason July 19, 2004