JaKe's definitions

mudbutt

Explosive diarrhea from "Chappelle's Show." First on the skit, "First black man to use white toilet"

"I had gone out to buy a roast beef sandwich from a boy who used to sell them up front. A little bit later, I could feel a bubblin'. Little did I know, that roast beef sandwich would change my life."

by Jake March 24, 2005

bogart

to refuse to share, especially as referring to mary jane.

Now that the RIAA is suin all us good customers, Ima have to be a bogart with my tunes.

by Jake September 22, 2003

OC

premature ejaculation, that is, to cum "Out (of) Cunt"

I was in such a hurry with her that I OC'd.

by Jake March 24, 2004

Japanese Limbo

Instead of going under,you go over : A bar on the ground lined with penis shaped statues erecting from the tops,the taller the beam,the more difficult. Falling will result in loss and losing your virginity.

God...japanese people these days...I swear.

by Jake October 13, 2004

Jay-Zeezer

An amazing mixture of Jay-Z and Weezer, utilizing the Jay-Z construction set, where Jay-Z's lyrics are layered over Weezer's guitar loops.

Man, I was just listening to Jay-Zeezer, that shit is hot!

by JaKe June 8, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

a situation where a part of your clothing comes off, exposing one of your naughty bits

During SuperBowl halftime, Justin attempted to rip Janet's top off but only tore off the right side thus exposing one boob instead of both.

by Jake February 3, 2004

yodan

Means "hi" a greeting. Used mostly by wiggas

Yodan, Hez.
Shut up Nick you're not black

by Jake November 10, 2004