Definitions by JaKe

whore pile

a whole wack of work.
see also ass load, shitload, and bum load

I gotta whole whore pile of work to do this week.

whore pile by Jake February 1, 2004

Crap Dingle 

Dingles of crap. Left behind despite 4-5 wipes with toilet paper. Usual problem with hairy arses.

I was humping her in the missionary position but I couldn't cum, I kept losing my erection. So I asked her to turn over so I could do it doggie style, and hold the base of my shaft. She put her head down on her crossed arms, and her ass up, but then I could smell her crap dingles too well !

Crap Dingle by Jake February 1, 2004

Both Sides Now 

refers to the male leaving the copulation bed because he needs to take a crap, he sits there with his hard-on outside of the toilet bowl, drops a big turd and immediately flings a load of ejaculate toward the bathroom wall in front of him. There is no feeling of orgasming, simply of unloading some jism. Return to the bed and cum a lesser load.

the definition says it all

I had to stop humping her to go drop a load, and I did, from Both Sides Now.

Both Sides Now by Jake February 1, 2004

shave 

Something every woman on the planet needs to do to their snatch if they expect any self respecting man to tongue it.Should start at about age 11 for the sake of cleanliness and be mandatory by age 16 for sex.

That bitch had one hairy ass cooter, someone otta buy her a razor so she can shave that bush before someone gets lost.If its good enough for the Arab women and the Muslim women, it shud be good enough for American chicks.Even trolls do it most times.

shave by Jake February 1, 2004

thick 

derogatory adjective, means not very bright (borderline to stupid)

Mary is a bit thick, she's not very smart, she couldn't get her thong on right.There are three holes and she always got one of the 2 WRONG ones around her waist.

thick by Jake January 30, 2004

poke 'n' stroke 

sex position where the female lies on her back, male lies on his side and slips his penis sideways into her vagina, then he touches and rubs her clitoris to give her pleasure.She has the feeling of being full of cock and the intense pleasure of clitoral massage.

She loves it when I poke 'n' stroke her, she likes to feel full of cock while her clit is being rubbed.

poke 'n' stroke by Jake January 30, 2004

breast buds 

the pre-puberty bumps behind the nipples of girlz. Good moneymaker for the bra industry.

she couldn't be 14, she's only got her breast buds so far

breast buds by Jake January 30, 2004