JaKe's definitions

p diddy

A Black Rapper who started the "Vote or Die" campaign in the 2004 presidential elections. However, P Diddy voted for his FIRST TIME in these elections, therefore making him a total moron.

"P Diddy does a great job making African Americans look like illiterate retards."

by Jake February 13, 2005

talking on the great white telephone

vomitting into the toilet (usually with your arms wrapped around the bowl)

I drank so much at the party Saturday night that I spent dawn on Sunday morning talking on the great white telephone.

by Jake March 24, 2004

Pascizzilate

The act of writing really bad ass programs in pascal.

"I'm so bored... I think I'm going to go pascizzilate for a while.

by Jake April 4, 2005

tierney

A girl who thinks they are the shit, but in reality arent worth a dime

that girl is such a tierney

by Jake November 5, 2007

semen

ejaculate from the male penis; tastes like egg whites mixed with saltwater.Loved by some, hated by others.

He rubbed his cock head between the folds of her vulva, then as she began to get wet, he pressed inward, entering with progressively longer strokes. After a few moments he ejaculated his semen into her vagina

by Jake January 10, 2004

homicidal aficionado

a fan of murder.

Im the homicidal aficionado.

by Jake November 18, 2003

i, the passenger

an amazing thing, beauty in music.

they sound half as good as i, the passenger! i love them!

by jake February 4, 2005