JaCK's definitions

rolling stone

A magazine that started off being cool, in the 60s, and is now a bi-weekly trove of bullshit extolling rap "music" as the next frontier in art.

I cancled my subscription to Rolling Stone after they compared Eminem to Elvis.

by Jack November 4, 2003

tampon-training

A man who wears a tampon in his ass for the entire time the woman in his life is on her period in order for him to identify with her. When she changes hers he too is allowed to change his.

His days of tampon-training made him more sensitive to her mood swings.

by Jack June 19, 2004

dode whack

Slapping your penis in someone's face. The ultimate insult

He was being a douch bag, so I dode whacked him

by Jack December 6, 2004

gruelsome

of or relating to grueling

Boy is that gruelsome

by Jack May 13, 2005

City honors School

City Honors is a public school in Buffalo, New York. this is where all the best and brightest students come to hang out and go to "school". not really though. because at city honors i cannot remember the last time i did not do homework and recieved any kind of conciquence. We basically do not try and our teachers are not nearly as smart as we are so we just chill out all day then go to killer good colleges and get ranked number 4 public school in the nation.

City honors school kid: i have a future and will go to harvard because i am that sweet at life
Every other school ever kid: awwwwwww man you are really cool

by Jack August 30, 2008

MoHo

A Morman Ho, also see Carly Kendrick

That girl is the biggest MoHo!

by Jack November 12, 2004

Lola

An exceptionally attractive foreign female.

Damn, look at that Lola, homie. She fine.

by Jack June 17, 2003