Definitions by JT Super Bad

Payton Manning 

to stick a regulation sized NFL football in your vagina (females only) or anus (either sex) and exert enough pressure to hurl it at least 40 yards with pin-point accuracy

Man 1: "Hey, Man 2, you wanna do the Payton Manning?"

Man 2: "No man, my butt isn't loose, you should do it with Sally, it would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway"

Sally: "He's right"

Payton Manning by JT Super Bad December 14, 2008

spark it

Sparking it is when you look up information on Sparknotes. This is practiced by about 99% of all students sometime in their scholastic career

Me: "I didn't read for Mrs. V today... we have a quiz."

Friend: "Just Spark It, it has everything there."

Me: "Wow, thanks."

spark it by JT Super Bad December 12, 2008

Man Tang 

A male's butt. Commonly associated with homosexuals

Gay guys love some good man tang

Man Tang by JT Super Bad December 9, 2008

Hpnotiq Pussy 

A bomb-ass drink consisting of Hypnotiq and Sour Puss Raspberry liqueurs. Called Hypno-Puss for short.

Jordan: "Shit, I been sippin on this Hypno-Puss all night I'm mad clawed."

Damian: "Same dog, that Hpnotiq Pussy will mess you up. Let's go get some dro and play Madden

Jordan: "Aight, I'll kill you at Madden, you suck."

Damian: "Yea, you're right"

Hpnotiq Pussy by JT Super Bad December 9, 2008

Ear Rape 

When you hear someone who is so damn annoying that the sound of their voice is worse than being penetrated in the ear.

Rosa: "HEY JONO! AJHKVHLIKVJBKDFJK!! I'M LOUDDDD!"

Jordan: "Wow that Rosa chick just ear raped me."

Steve: "Yea... me too"

Ear Rape by JT Super Bad December 9, 2008

Spark It

Sparking it is when you look up information on Sparknotes. This is practiced by about 99% of all students sometime in their scholastic career

Me: "I didn't read for Mrs. V today... we have a quiz."

Friend: "Just Spark It, it has everything there."

Me: "Wow, thanks."

Spark It by JT Super Bad December 9, 2008

Man Tang 

A male's butt. Commonly associated with homosexuals.

Gay guys love some good man tang

Man Tang by JT Super Bad January 29, 2007