kuester egg

The act of having a butt plug inserted while going about your day as if everything was normal.
Dude, I think that chick is rockin a kuester egg. Look at the way she is walking.
by JT Return of the Mack 9797 March 18, 2022
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Slappa Titties

A pair of breasts that are small, but elongated resembling water balloons that are not fully filled. The only thing you can do with them is squeeze at the base and slap the oblong protrusion.
The bitch I was with last night had slappa titties. Couldn’t do anything with em but squeeze and slap em until they turned red.”
by JT Return of the Mack 9797 August 03, 2018
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Encharito

When you are with a female and her pussy is just terribly foul smelling. You finger her for a while until it looks like an Encharito. Then you immediately put your fingers in her mouth and wipe her nose with it so she can smell and taste what you have to deal with.
Bro, I was with this chick that smelled so bad, I had to give her an Encharito. Just so she could understand what I was dealing with.
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Go To Hell Fat

A person that is so fat, that there’s no other place to go other than hell.
by JT Return of the Mack 9797 August 02, 2018
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Thumb Warmer

When you stick your thumb in a female's asshole while you're banging her doggy style. If she complains, you say it was to keep your thumb warm.
Bro, I was banging this chick doggy style behind a dumpster for hours and I gave her a thumb warmer. She was into it.
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Busted Hotlink

The look a chick gives you after she just farted or queefed and you heard it. And/or the look she gives you when you're pounding it hard as hell filling her full of air, then it finally releases making the same noise as a balloon deflating whizzing across the room, the look on her after that.
Bro, I was banging this chick hard as fuck and her pussy just gave up, queefed like a horn on a train arriving at a station. I looked at her confused and she just gave me the busted hotlink.
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OOSMF

Fuck that OOSMF! You can’t be tellin’ me that mother fucker is in shape?”
by JT Return of the Mack 9797 August 02, 2018
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