pervertified

To make something perverted.

Sam perfertified the word graduated cylinder, by relating it to something else.

by jpatt February 23, 2005

shacky

a noun derived from the verb shack (see defintion 1 and 4)

a shacky is never taken seriously. he or she is someone that you mess around with frequently, but feel no emotional ties to. a shacky may begin to act as your significant other and may even buy you dinner, but shackys can never ascend to the level of boyfriend/girlfriend. never. they are you shacky, and you keep them in their place.

"You spend a lot of time over at Steve's place. Is he your boyfriend?"

"Fuck no! He's just my shacky."

by jpatt February 06, 2005

UwU

Any of that gay ass anime or hentia or kawaii stuff

UwU is hella gay asf

by Jpatt March 21, 2025

Volumptuous

voluMptuous (please note the 'm')

Unlike a voluptuous chick's body which can be somewhat hot in a curvy and feminine way, the volumptuous chick is just fat and lumpy.

-She was pretty hot, in a voluptuous sort of way.
-More like voluMptuous, that girl was a fatass.

by JPatt April 17, 2006

everlasting jobstopper

a person who either quits jobs or gets fired constantly; someone who cannot hold a job for whatever reason

Person 1: Where is Bob working?
Person 2: He quit his job at the mall a while ago, and then I heard he was fired from Kroger.
Person 1: What an everlasting jobstopper!
Person 2: Seriously, I don't think he has held a job for more than a month.

by jpatt April 09, 2007

NQOK

Not Quit Our Kind, used to describe someone you don't identify with or relate to, a person who doesn't fit in with your group.

Indie chick 1: What did you think of my new boyfriend?
Indie chick 2: Uh, he's nice but NQOK. We don't normally hang out with Republican fratty types.

by jpatt March 04, 2009

hellcat spawner

A Thiccc white Woman who minority’s use to co sign a hellcat

Daquan used a hellcat spawner to acquire his new hellcat redeye SRT

by Jpatt February 10, 2025