JPatt's definitions

pervertified

To make something perverted.

Sam perfertified the word graduated cylinder, by relating it to something else.

by jpatt February 23, 2005

UwU

Any of that gay ass anime or hentia or kawaii stuff

UwU is hella gay asf

by Jpatt March 21, 2025

shacky

a noun derived from the verb shack (see defintion 1 and 4)

a shacky is never taken seriously. he or she is someone that you mess around with frequently, but feel no emotional ties to. a shacky may begin to act as your significant other and may even buy you dinner, but shackys can never ascend to the level of boyfriend/girlfriend. never. they are you shacky, and you keep them in their place.

"You spend a lot of time over at Steve's place. Is he your boyfriend?"

"Fuck no! He's just my shacky."

by jpatt February 6, 2005

rockstar partying

also known as "partying like a rockstar"

Rockstar partying is getting belligerent-wasted in a hotel room with liquor, cocaine, pot, heroin and any other drug imaginable. Rockstar partiers have sex rockstar style

Dude 1: What are you going to do after the bars close?
Dude 2: I'm gonna start rockstar partying at the hotel 'til sunrise.
Dude 1: Sweet, I'll get some blow.

by JPatt April 3, 2006

Pafuoo

An old ass male or female over the age of 35.

The Pafuoo was in their Golden Years.

by Jpatt March 12, 2025

cracktism

A medical state of being born from a crack user that mimics autism.

Cracktism people like colorful lights

by Jpatt March 4, 2025

Volumptuous

voluMptuous (please note the 'm')

Unlike a voluptuous chick's body which can be somewhat hot in a curvy and feminine way, the volumptuous chick is just fat and lumpy.

-She was pretty hot, in a voluptuous sort of way.
-More like voluMptuous, that girl was a fatass.

by JPatt April 17, 2006