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OSI model

set of seven layers that define the different stages that data must go through to travel from one device to another over a network

Use the acronym (Please Do Not Throw Sausage Pizza Away) to remember the layers of the model in order (Physical, Data Link, Network, Transport, Session, Presentation, Application)
by Jon September 26, 2003
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boot

Used to express a wanting to leave.
by Jon May 16, 2004
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Sick

Adj. Must be capitalized. Meaning to be god-like or beyond earthly. Dating to the heroic and god-like powers of the one they call "Sick" on LS2.com.
"That guy is totally Sick"
by Jon April 6, 2004
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miszleresque

(adj.)
Having any of the following traits: the inability to think and talk/listen/act at the same time, to calculate ones financial position before committing to anything (unless it involves women, esp. younger women, in which case all prior committments are invalid), to complain about laundry and/or grading papers, or to stare at a member of the opposite sex in hopes of communication (initiated by said party).
"I hate to be miszleresque but I'm trying to get an idea how much the eavning is gonna cost me."
by Jon October 29, 2004
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The 80s

Horribly overrated time period. I know, I was born in 1990, so I wouldn't know what the eighties were like. But seriously, I hate it when people my age reminisce about eighties topics or claim that they are "children of the eighties".

Kickass heavy metal music, though.
I watched "I Love the 80s" on VH1. I am an EIGHTIES EXPERT!!!!!1!!!11!!!!!!1
by Jon January 17, 2005
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splurged

intoxicated to the point of incapacitation
i cant move my legs. i am totally splurged.
by jon November 27, 2004
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1337

1337, or "Leet(Elite)" is a computer language mostly used in the early days by hackers. 31337 was the UDP port hacked into on Windows 95. Since then it's been simplified to just 1337. Most hackers used it to 1.) Look like morons who were "cool" and 2.) Make it harder for people with enough intelligence to read REAL words, to track them. Now used mostly by posers, newbies, hackers, and anyone with the brain capacity of a fish.
"l>00l> 1 4/\/\ 50 1337!!!"
"Dude I am so Leet(Elite)"
by Jon July 23, 2006
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