JOn's definitions

snap demeo

an exclamation, usually used to express joy or surprise

Snap demeo, the beer they're serving doesn't suck!

by JoN February 19, 2004

barrelhead

When a person with an elongated head is zoned out and sits with his mouth open all day.

"If that barrelhead doesn't shut his mouth he's gonna catch some flies."

by Jon December 29, 2003

moroff

Derivative of the term Moron, a person that is so stupid they aren't even "on", they are "off".

you aren't even a mor-on, you are a mor-off

by Jon December 24, 2003

Sweet Child

Also known as "Sweet Child O' Mine". It is a metaphor used to personify a very beautiful girl.

She's got eyes of the bluest skies and if they thought of rain, I'd hate to look into those eyes and see an ounce of pain. And her hair reminds of a warm, safe place where as a child that I'd pray for the thunder and the rain to quietly pass me by.

Sweet Child O' Mine.

by Jon December 2, 2004

chocolate sperm bag

A black woman, primarily one who engages in incalculable acts of promiscuous sex.

"Shaquanda is such a ho; she's a chocolate sperm bag."

by Jon April 13, 2004

circumcised

A procedure in which the foreskin is removed.

When I was eight days old, I was tortured when I was forced to be circumcised as part of a barbaric ritual called brit milah.

by Jon April 5, 2005

Rap Attack

when are Dj's jamming in the street and MCs are rapping to the beat. Usually the neighbors downstairs cannot sleep because the people upstairs are stomping their feet.It's not like they're starting a riot
but they'll call the cops because they want some quiet.

Oh my God I think I'm having a rap attack.

Somebody get a doctor quick man
she's having an attack.

She said rap attack, man, not heart attack

Oh, you mean she's alright then?

Of course!

by Jon December 4, 2004