Definitions by JOhn

quimfer 

some who gets a jolly old kick from sniffing mens bike seats.

Basil : I say did you see jonnys new bike
regional : why yes i did i gave it a jolly good sniff
Basil : Oh my god you quimfer

quimfer by john May 13, 2005

penis 

An ultimate source of human beings.

Son, penis is your creator

penis by John May 13, 2005

gooseberry

A "gooseberry" is a person who will tag along to a couple or a few couples, but they themselves are single, usually being an ugly friend or accquiantance who you can't bear to leave out as he/she will feel awful.

A friend who come with you and your boyfriend/girlfriend to the cinema.

gooseberry by John May 13, 2005

butt monkey

a butt monkey is a person acting or being incredibly stupidly, often both at the same time

someone not understanding the meaning of butt monkey

butt monkey by john May 13, 2005

helleish 

the act of being beyound extremely gay

gavin pulled a hellish manovoer when he did 3 guys up the ass then yelled i dominate errbody

helleish by john May 13, 2005

Pumpkin Beast 

When someone has a horrible fake tan that makes them look very orange.

Ugh, did you see Tammy's new tan? What a pumpkin beast!

Pumpkin Beast by John May 13, 2005

Sweden 

the country that is continuously being joked about by danes, norwegians and finns alike!

sweden= cheap knockoff of other scandi countries

Sweden by John May 13, 2005