JOhn's definitions

fucktard

People who believe that anything they don't like can only be liked by "40-year old virgins still living in their parents' house."

Fucktards prefer to view the world with their groin rather than with their brain.

by John January 30, 2004

Minnesota

adj. the state of being ragged or worn out.

"I'm looking California, and feeling Minnesota" (from Soundgarden's famous "Outshined")

by john October 10, 2004

homsar

a hobo or reatarded version of homestar.and he is much shorter

by john October 28, 2003

Gap

Trendy clothes made in miserable labor conditions.

Gap is fucking stupid.

by John September 5, 2003

Retro Revival

A group of musicians from as early as 2001 until the present. Commonly swing guitar brands such as Rickenbacker, in both guitar and bass. Dress like twat wannabe 50's bands. Watch as they play live and struggle to play their instruments and look up at the audience at the same time. Many 'muso' wannabe's listen to Retro Revival, such as Henry Bilinsky. Band's are often formed by eastern suburb private school boys, and in turn a garage band is born and thus coined "retro revival". RR bands are a favourite at various Sydney gay clubs.

Franz Ferdinand, Jet, The Eels.

by john January 3, 2005

funk

Slang word for Crack-Cocaine

This junkie bitch loves that funk

by John December 25, 2003

crapcast

It means that comcast is crap:Crapcast.
or Comcrap.

I hate crapcast. They suck.

by John May 13, 2005