JOe's definitions

cm

cum strand - a strand of penis excretion

i have a cm comin out of my ear

by joe December 18, 2004

effed

Used to describe less-than-amusing situations in a more palatable fashion.. like if you had to say it to a purdy girl and you don't wanna cuss in front of her ('cause thats what mean people do) - duh

"Dude, im like so effed.. I let kitty out of the house again, and my mom's gonna be crazy mad at me - cause kitty's mad sniffable and all the dawgs are gonna chase it"

by Joe January 27, 2004

Choach

When a female stands up and spreads her legs, revealing her Chauch, and the male goes underneith and sticks his choad inside of her.

I was standing there at the party, and John choached me.

by Joe February 9, 2005

Celestial

a HOT!! chick, often times refer to as an angel from above

that chick is so celestial

by Joe November 24, 2004

sampans

shit

i shit on the log

by JOe October 8, 2003

tactision

Tactision is another word for bait

you can be the bait while i snipe

by joe December 4, 2004

vodka

russian water - evil stuff.

- noo more russian water!!!

by joe April 9, 2004