JOe's definitions

hosehound

A really ugly, often fat woman who thinks wearing fishnet panyhose, vinyl miniskirt or whatever slutty outfit would make her pretty when in fact it just makes her look uglier and stupid.

"Oh man, what a fucking hosehound getting out of that car!"

by Joe July 27, 2003

Schu-Bunny

A sandy vagina. Literally.

Woman1: It sucks. I had sex on the beach last night.
Woman2: You get a Schu-Bunny?
Woman1: Yes. =(

by Joe January 12, 2005

shoujo-ai

Another method of spelling "shoujo ai". Shoujo ai is a lesbian relationship in anime that is non-erotic. Also see "shoujo ai", without a dash.

by Joe October 25, 2003

bizzatch

yer mom $#!t :)

you friggin bizzatch

by joe December 9, 2003

shit looking hands

Hands covered in shit of all sorts.

Damn matt, your hands are all shit looking hands!

by Joe March 16, 2004

broadband download

a massive bowel movement, usually describing one of the largest in your life.

dude, that was definitely a broadband download.

by joe January 14, 2004

screamo

emo and hardcore music combined. some of the good newer bands include old underoath (not this new hardcore pussy shit, they were better when they had dallas), thursday, from autumn to ashes, silverstein, thrice, alexisonfire and some of the older bands include hot cross, saetia, and the kodan armada.

"hey man are you going to the sum 41 show later?"
"fuck no man, that shit is pussy. im going to the underoath show!"

by joe May 13, 2005