JOSH's definitions

Ralph and Murphy

A nice or large rack, Sort of a nick name for titties. Refers to Ralph (being the left breast) and Murphey(The right breast)
You can call them out individually and personify them.

Damn, Ralph and Murphey are looking great today.

How is ralph doing in school nowadays?

by Josh April 11, 2005

DJ Skizotti

An old ass man with a huge tattoo one his forearm and a disgustingly huge member. On the verge of breaking his hip.

Scottie you ndirty dirty old man.

by josh April 29, 2003

office trophy

The trophy that is handed out at TRIES on an almost daily basis for the best comment of the day.

Here, The Dave, have the office trophy, AGAIN

by josh July 20, 2004

frat fruit

A frat fruit is a frat boy who lives a secret life of fudge packing or gayness

that fucking frat fruit was fucking his pledges

by josh June 10, 2006

poo spatter

When you fart and it puts a 'paintbrush flick' mark on your boxers/thong. Alternativly you could do it in the shower up against the tiles for cheap thrills and the funniest noise in the world, for desired effects spread cheeks.

I was in the shower, and i had the urge, so i spread my cheeks and poo spattered all over the tiles

by Josh January 31, 2005

BIA

Back in action...I am "The Josh" and im BIA

im BIA mother fucker

by Josh October 2, 2004

ikfinch

ikfinch- n. ny, 2004
1. a person of great superiority or status.
2. any one of several sns belonging to josh
3. used in reference to myself

wow ik finch is really cool yes?

by josh September 13, 2004