mutual

feeling the same way

me and my girlfriend mutually love each other

by josh February 22, 2005

Montevallo

where the hottest girls in alabama go to college to party. Guy to girl ratio is 1 to 5. A lot of blonde sorrority chicks wantin guys.

Those Montevallo girls be kickin it.

by Josh December 16, 2003

didi mao

also means hurry the fuck up.

chop chop didi mao you roundeye.

by Josh April 11, 2005

5 second rule

The rule by which one determines whether or not food is safe after falling onto the floor. That is, if you are able to retrieve said item within 5 seconds, it is not dirty and is safe to eat.

* Note: in fraternity houses, this rule is the 1.5 second rule. Rule is invalid in the restroom.

Person 1: Oh no, my chicken wing fell on the floor!
Person 2: 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ...
Person 1: Got it!
Person 2: 5-second rule. It's yours, dude.

by Josh July 10, 2004

Dih

It means goodbye

Ok, talk to you later, dih

by Josh July 03, 2003

lazy

me

"Josh was the laziest senior at ASMS...I'm suprised he graduated," said the senior.

by Josh April 29, 2003

metro

The act of taking longer than your girfriend to get ready and also you like to paint your toenails.

Bill Stasney is sooooo metro.

by Josh January 14, 2005