JONATHAN's definitions

ambwhore

A little blonde hot ass slut thats always horny.

When ambwhore came over we fucked like rabbits.

by Jonathan April 4, 2004

Vaggot

A maggot that is eating the decayed remains of a female human vagina.

a.She had a yeast infection so bad, you could have sword there were vaggots eating that shit.
b. As I walked into the room I could only smell the cold stale stench of vaggot ridden vagina

by Jonathan December 13, 2004

I'm real

Maintaing, or the appearance of maintaining one's sense of self and identity in this age of culture commodification and tasteless pop fads that change faster than a traffic light on speed.

Man, I'm not gonna try to look like those Abercrombie fools, I'm real.

by Jonathan October 2, 2003

Baby Box

A box you keep a baby in when it is whining and bitching too much, and you just need a break.

GOD DAMNIT! It's the baby box for YOU again mister!

by Jonathan December 17, 2003

Hitchhiker

A hitchhiker is an individual who travels the universe without the use of a ship of their own. Popular hitchhikers are Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect. Contrary to popular belief, Zaphod Beeblebrox is not technically a hitchhiker because he owns a ship which he has stolen (see: heart of gold)

Also, it is a common misconception that a hitchhiker is someone who knows where his towel is. This fact is only true to froody (cool and together) hitchhikers, giving rise to the popular expression "that frood really knows where his towel is". Arthur Dent and Tricia McMillan are two examples of "froody" hitchhikers

The best hitchhikers have all seen the restaraunt at the end of the universe.

by Jonathan July 20, 2008