JOHN's definitions

Metrosexual

n. a male that is straight (heterosexual) but appreciates the gay culture and gets in touch with his feminene side. (metro, metrosexuality)

Don't be trippin wit' Clay Aiken off a American IDol. He ain't gay, he a metrosexual.

by John November 1, 2003

LYSOL

Used after you sleep with someone with crabs

Man, I had to use Lysol when she left the next morning!

by John May 28, 2003

Evil

Another word for 'kinky'.

Oh my god you can be so evil sometimes.

by John December 26, 2004

The 909

"The inland empire" an area covering Riverside and San Bernadino counties in southern California, used derogatively by L.A. hipsters for anyone not from Los Angeles,

Ah man, I got to drive to the 909 to see my in laws this weekend.

by John March 6, 2003

tremode

One who is pathetically lazy and unmotivated to the point that they wear sweatpants and velcro shoes for the majority of their days.

Did you see that tremode? He looked like he gave up on life so long ago that they're ready to give him a lifetime subscription to Lazyasses.com

by John April 29, 2004

khan

An event or situation that is unpleasant or causes extreme distress.

Derived from Captain Kirk's famous yell of "Khaaaaaaaan!!!" in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

That sales meeting was totally khan.

by john February 23, 2004

funked

Your partner releases a boul movement, while being fucked in the ass.

while having anal sex last night, me and my partner funcked. It was gross!!

by John March 31, 2005