JOHN's definitions

poop

mushy stuff that comes from your but

what is that creeping out of your ass?

by John September 26, 2003

Dker

N. The goofy Candian kid that is really weird

Pull up your damn pants Dker!

by John September 28, 2003

sherman's classic shifter

ingredients: one sherman
one girl
one car

first, remove the transmission from the car. then, lay sherman out across the floor so that his penis is in place of the shifter. then, allow girl to shift gears as she pleases, making her pop scrotal acne to activate emergency brake. after sherman is spent, throw him off a bridge into a pirhanna infested river.

megan gave her boyfriend the sherman's classic shifter

by john September 28, 2003

nedbeats

crappiest music ever. Dance/rave music

haw man. listen tae thay quality nedbeats

by john September 29, 2003

iron maiden

totally disagree with that guy on the other definition. "Fear of the dark" is the best iron maiden song. although iron maiden an metallica are qualitaaaaaaaaaaaay

iron fuckin maiden

by john September 29, 2003

Crossing the line

Something one does when temptation becomes too much to handle. Usually done with someone on "The List"(see the list) when it is bad to do so!

So we hooked up last night and crossed the line. Not all the lines! There were some things that we didn't do and lines we didn't cross.

by John September 30, 2003

rookie

Andrew Oecken's driving skills

by John September 30, 2003