Definitions by JOE MOMMA

hostile

an unholy level of ugliness

Dude, what were you thinking when you hooked up with her? That chick is hostile.

hostile by joe momma January 18, 2004

wankalonka 

a tall blond that sucks off a midget.

The wankalanka went to the fair and straigt to the freak show.

wankalonka by Joe Momma November 5, 2003

techno 

Pure bliss

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techno by Joe momma October 21, 2003

shmooze 

the stuff that comes out when a guy climaxes

ah shit, you shmoozed all over the bed.

shmooze by joe momma May 27, 2003