JOE MOMMA's definitions

shmooze

the stuff that comes out when a guy climaxes

ah shit, you shmoozed all over the bed.

by joe momma May 27, 2003

betanshit

stupid fucktard whose car and money are the ones that has friends, not him.

A fucktard

run man, here comes betanshit!

by joe momma June 7, 2004

shaggy 2 dope

proof that 2days music is shit

man...shaggy 2 dope is soo fucked.

by joe momma January 19, 2005

rap

First off this is my definition to make everyone happy. I personally prefer metal,rock or reggae. By the way I am black.
ok...

a. A form of musical poetry about how hard life is

b. rap= CRAP

c. A music that's fun to dance to and is played at parties.

d. Annoying ass music played at parties

e. What's ruining our generation

There you have it

50 cent is a popular rap artist
Biggie is a good rap artists
Eminem is a wigger
"Rap is Crap"

by JOE MOMMA May 15, 2005

hostile

an unholy level of ugliness

Dude, what were you thinking when you hooked up with her? That chick is hostile.

by joe momma January 18, 2004

snoggle

the act of giving a blowjob while keeping your teeth togther and thrusting one's junk in between the side of the teeth and the cheek.
Otherwise known as an SGL

Dude_1:Hey man how was Stacy?
Dude_2: Yeah that chick was a a skank... she let me snoggle her right after condom sex...

by Joe Momma January 23, 2004

tard

One who thinks lizard eggs may have crawled up one's ears while they are sleeping leading to a minute amount of pain in lower left ear lobe.

Natasha Abbot would be an excellant example a common everyday tard.

by Joe Momma August 30, 2004