JOE MOMMA's definitions

John Travolta

living proof that anyone can fly a plane.

I don't think an example is needed.

by joe momma January 18, 2005

shaggy 2 dope

proof that 2days music is shit

man...shaggy 2 dope is soo fucked.

by joe momma January 19, 2005

Triple j

another word for shit!

shit shit shit shit shit shit shit

by joe momma January 18, 2005

atomic betty

An over rated cartoon recently added to the Cartoon Network line-up.

Not funny, not cool that pretty much describes it.

by JOE MOMMA June 11, 2005

shatty fatmas

1. When a man shits in a woman's vagina while blowina an ancient ram horn one of those horns that goes "wwwwwwwvvvvvvvhhhhhhhhhhhhhbbbbbbbbgttttt " now you may think this serves a purpose, but unfortunately this is completely unnecessary saran wrap can also be used to seal in the freshness

2. When a female bear shoves its shit up its pussy for warmth during hibernation

John: So how was your time with starla las t night?
Rick: Oh it was great i gave a her a shatty fatmas!
John: Ohh AWESOME!!
Rick: Yeah she went to Shoprite to pick up a 6 pack of douches






Crocodile Hunter: NOW OBSERVE AS THE FEMALE USES THE SHATTY FATMAS TECHNIQUE FOR WARMTH!!

by Joe Momma April 24, 2005

shmooze

the stuff that comes out when a guy climaxes

ah shit, you shmoozed all over the bed.

by joe momma May 27, 2003

techno

Pure bliss

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by Joe momma October 21, 2003