JOE MOMMA's definitions

atomic betty

An over rated cartoon recently added to the Cartoon Network line-up.

Not funny, not cool that pretty much describes it.

by JOE MOMMA June 11, 2005

Gundam SEED

The gayest gundam so far. A show that is a detailed yet horribly boring gundam spin-off. Trys to be a soap opera way to hard even though it's fucking anime.

G Gundam is the only gundam show worth watching.

by JOE MOMMA April 19, 2005

shatty fatmas

1. When a man shits in a woman's vagina while blowina an ancient ram horn one of those horns that goes "wwwwwwwvvvvvvvhhhhhhhhhhhhhbbbbbbbbgttttt " now you may think this serves a purpose, but unfortunately this is completely unnecessary saran wrap can also be used to seal in the freshness

2. When a female bear shoves its shit up its pussy for warmth during hibernation

John: So how was your time with starla las t night?
Rick: Oh it was great i gave a her a shatty fatmas!
John: Ohh AWESOME!!
Rick: Yeah she went to Shoprite to pick up a 6 pack of douches






Crocodile Hunter: NOW OBSERVE AS THE FEMALE USES THE SHATTY FATMAS TECHNIQUE FOR WARMTH!!

by Joe Momma April 24, 2005

rap

First off this is my definition to make everyone happy. I personally prefer metal,rock or reggae. By the way I am black.
ok...

a. A form of musical poetry about how hard life is

b. rap= CRAP

c. A music that's fun to dance to and is played at parties.

d. Annoying ass music played at parties

e. What's ruining our generation

There you have it

50 cent is a popular rap artist
Biggie is a good rap artists
Eminem is a wigger
"Rap is Crap"

by JOE MOMMA May 15, 2005

techno

Pure bliss

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by Joe momma October 21, 2003

wankalonka

a tall blond that sucks off a midget.

The wankalanka went to the fair and straigt to the freak show.

by Joe Momma November 5, 2003

tard

One who thinks lizard eggs may have crawled up one's ears while they are sleeping leading to a minute amount of pain in lower left ear lobe.

Natasha Abbot would be an excellant example a common everyday tard.

by Joe Momma August 30, 2004