JOE BLOW's definitions

fucktart

Synonymous with asspirate

This guy Bobbie Stan, he is a real fucktart.

by Joe Blow October 31, 2002

douche box

a stupid person, a vulgar yet truthful term...a boxular object which a women douches in

yo man you stupid fuck don't fucking be a douche box...AWW SHIT...i just nailed my bitch and she needs a box to douche in

by joe blow February 15, 2003

captain hook

a dick that goes up then does a 180 on itself.

looks like he could lift 50 pounds with that captain hook of his.

by joe blow November 12, 2002

rotflmaoadl

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off all day long

joe: i felt so bad calling 911 and telling them i locked myself inside of my car.

fred: rotflmaoadl

by joe blow May 13, 2005

hot fart

when u have a hell of a lot more peanut butter than u r supposed to, you expel a warm, wet, potent fart

dude i just had a hot fary so u might want to clear out.

by Joe Blow March 13, 2004

dumb mother fucker

national security since bush took over

why we John Kerry as president he will lead our national security to becoem safer then bush ever could

by joe blow March 3, 2004

euroweenie

A European, or American who wishes he/she were European, with an ultra-liberal view of the world, who believes that the United States should roll over like a bunch of pussies and become testicle-less Socialist wimps like they are.

John Kerry is a Euroweenie.

by Joe Blow February 2, 2005