vagiseal

Any tool/device/words used to close the mouth of a woman with a foul or bitchy attitude. To be used in emergency situations only, such as an immediate but temporary cure for vagitude. Caution: the repercussions of vagiseal use may be harmful to the gentleman employing such closure tactics.
My g/f was going on and on about how we never go out, how we never have serious conversations, how I spend too much time with the guys, blah, blah, blah... I could not stand it any longer, so I gave her a dose of vagiseal! That shut up the bitch!
by JMSMD January 26, 2008
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vagitude

woman with a bad, sour or irritating attitude - derived from vaginal attitude, or "vagitude".
Steph, I know you had a bad day, but why are you taking it out on me?! Stop giving me vagitude!
by JMSMD September 15, 2006
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fobamanization

Short form of "Fucking Obamanization", where the "f" is silent. New, poorly thought out, polical policies designed to be popular with lower and middle classes, conjured up by Obama, to "help" the general public, such as health care reform, or to bailout big business. These policies are believed to be helpful, but in the long run are tremendously detrimental to the public. Example: The bailout is going to cost later generations due to a big, expanding Federal deficit.
Obama is trying to change health care policies to make it more accessible, but at the cost of the health care providers and hospitals. It will lower accessibility of health care and worsen the quality. This, like the automakers bailout, will hurt the public in the long run. This is a total fobamanization!
by JMSMD July 17, 2009
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GILF

Sarah is a really hot VP candidate! What a GILF! A governor I'd like to fuck!
by JMSMD September 06, 2008
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