6 definitions by JJ. Styles
Synonymous with "spanking the money" or "choking the chicken". A reference to human male masturbation, or self gratification, via manipulation of one's own male genitalia. Based on either a reinterpretation, or misinterpretation, of the Ramones' classic hit song "Cretin Hop". Most likely to be used by a person who identifies with "punk-rock" or is in fact a "punk-rocker". Punk-rocker is a term used in the Ramones' classic hit song "Sheena Is A Punk Rocker".
1) Dude, that lap-dance was so hot and heavy, I think he's in the bathroom beatin' on the cretin right now.
2) My roommate has porno mags all over his room. I always knock on the door, cuz I don't wanna get post traumatic sex disorder from catching him beatin' on the cretin.
2) My roommate has porno mags all over his room. I always knock on the door, cuz I don't wanna get post traumatic sex disorder from catching him beatin' on the cretin.
by JJ. Styles February 16, 2012
Oh the Saturday poly-orgy was nuts! I cummyflopped for the first time, just because there was SO much jizz!
by JJ. Styles October 1, 2022
When you are looking for something, AND, are most CERTAIN where to locate it, BUT it is CERTAINLY not there to be found.
by JJ. Styles November 24, 2022
Just like "bloodlust."
EXCEPT, for the fact, it is more like a "crush", not like "lust."
Wait, scratch that. Let's just say, if you had a crush on Vlad the Impaler, that'd be a "bloodcrush."
Can also be used on inanimate objects, especially violent, mature, titles and release.
EXCEPT, for the fact, it is more like a "crush", not like "lust."
Wait, scratch that. Let's just say, if you had a crush on Vlad the Impaler, that'd be a "bloodcrush."
Can also be used on inanimate objects, especially violent, mature, titles and release.
I was watching the Video Games And More episode where Zot The Avenger kills everybody on the map.
I have such a BLOODCRUSH on ZTA now. Can't stop streaming the @zottheavengerrules channel, now.
I have such a BLOODCRUSH on ZTA now. Can't stop streaming the @zottheavengerrules channel, now.
by JJ. Styles September 16, 2022
by JJ. Styles October 1, 2022
When one witnesses, or experiences, something both sexual, and disturbing, forever altering, and warping their mind. Usually involves a recurring thought, feeling, or image, of the traumatic sexual event.
1) Dude, I was flipping through the channels in the video booth at the adult bookstore, and saw this video I would never want to see. Now I keep remembering it and never want to go to the bookstore ever again. I think I have post-traumatic sex disorder now.
2) Dude, I was banging my girlfriend on her period, and got blood everywhere. Now whenever I see blood I get a hard-on. I have a bad case of post-traumatic sex disorder
3) Dude, I hacked my professors e-mail, and now I know he's a kinky, depraved homosexual, that has sex with students. I had to withdraw from his class because my post-traumatic sex disorder was keeping me from focusing.
4) Dude, my girlfriend barfed all over me when she gagged on my wang during a blow-job. It was horrible, the smell, her puke got in my mouth. My post-traumatic sex disorder is so bad I can't get hard anymore when I get head.
5) Dude, I walked in on my parents having sex. I now have post-traumatic sex disorder so bad I decided to get on methadone to kill my libido.
2) Dude, I was banging my girlfriend on her period, and got blood everywhere. Now whenever I see blood I get a hard-on. I have a bad case of post-traumatic sex disorder
3) Dude, I hacked my professors e-mail, and now I know he's a kinky, depraved homosexual, that has sex with students. I had to withdraw from his class because my post-traumatic sex disorder was keeping me from focusing.
4) Dude, my girlfriend barfed all over me when she gagged on my wang during a blow-job. It was horrible, the smell, her puke got in my mouth. My post-traumatic sex disorder is so bad I can't get hard anymore when I get head.
5) Dude, I walked in on my parents having sex. I now have post-traumatic sex disorder so bad I decided to get on methadone to kill my libido.
by JJ. Styles February 16, 2012