Definitions by JJ Milla

PISTOL PETER 

A short, but extremely effective Caucasian penis. Named after the former NBA player "Pistol Pete" Maravich. A short in stature guard, who had a knack to penetrate deeply. Not to be confused with his Caucasian brethren, a Larry Bird, which is a LARGE Caucasian penis.

"Dude wasn't HUNG, but he hit every spot at the right time, like Pistol Peter"

PISTOL PETER by JJ Milla September 23, 2022

Hide My Own Eggs

Hide my own eggs

A saying one would use to describe themselves as mentally incompetent in the moment, or for a duration of time.

"I GOT SO TANKED LAST NIGHT, THAT I COULD HIDE MY OWN EGGS FOR EASTER "

Hide My Own Eggs by JJ Milla September 23, 2022

A Larry Bird 

A large Caucasian penis. Named as such because Larry Bird is known as one of,if not the only, Caucasian basketball player who can HANG with the perdomintly African American legends of basketball by their own admittance. Much like the majority of well endowed penises are of African American descent. Could also be referred to as the "Dick from French Lick".

Usually she prefers an all BBC team, but if a Larry Bird is around, she'll run with that unit.

A Larry Bird by JJ Milla April 20, 2019