A person who is your friend, but at the same time, is your worst enemy (as Lex Luthor is to Clark Kent of 'Superman' and 'Smallville' fame).
by Jim November 25, 2004
Timonium is a place bombarded with private schools and public schools(that may as well be private). If ya wanna go out to eat, head to Padonia Station cuz they serve the best wings around! Panera or McDonalds are the perfect meeting spots before the big parties. And no, these are not any ordinary parties...gigantic homes are packed with kids from Loyola, St.Pauls, Maryvale, NDP, and Dulaney. No, we don't go for the cheap beer, we drink coctails and Corona. Collars popped are a must and Lacrosse games are a major attraction. If ya gotta work, SnOasis or Jay's Shaved ice are the places to go. Hott girls and Hott guys can be found while you're cruising up and down York Road in your lifted red jeep, beamer, or land rover.
Guy: Timonium, where's that?
Girl: That's where I'm from...
Guy: Well that must be one hell of a place
Girl: That's where I'm from...
Guy: Well that must be one hell of a place
by jim April 24, 2005
when a girls ass is in the air and a guy sticks his dick in her ass and slaps her ass and then pees in her vagina
by jim April 03, 2005
a great show that is horribly overrated and thus is loved by geeks nerds and small children evrywhere, giving it a very bad reputation amongst other people, when in reality, its a pretty allright show.
by jim May 07, 2005
by jim November 25, 2002
To lay claim to something or someone, secure right of ownership. A spoken agreement between friends that gives the person calling something rights to the thing/person called, without the other friends interfering.
"Damn that bitch is hot, I call it"
"Shit, I was really hopin to tap that ass"
"And don't even think about kieling that shit either"
"Shit, I was really hopin to tap that ass"
"And don't even think about kieling that shit either"
by Jim April 07, 2005