The Parkway

A quality establishment located in Alden, PA. They have the best Cheesesteaks and the coldest Bud. And the Bud is always fresh, cause the Nanticoke scumbags drink 5 halves a day.
Live entertainment every night, too! Like Rose telling you about the girl who can suck cock but can't slice meat.
Steph and Maggie went to the Parkway to find some hot Nanticokians. They didn't find any.
by Jim April 15, 2005
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dirty poop games

An act of "love" between 2 gay men after a night on the town. See lots of gay anal sex
Visitor: Knock, knock
Gayman1: Hi there matey, come on in but please mind the mess.
Visitor: What's been going on in here? Have you had friends round last night?
Gayman2: Hi there, I'm Quentin.
Visitor: Hi, nice to meet you quentin. What's that smell in the air? It kinda smells fousty - almost like poop
Gayman1: Err, I don't smell anything.
Visitor: And what's this brown stain on the sofa.
Quentin: Ok, you've caught us out, we were playing dirty poop games last night.
Visitor: I'm feel sick, I'm going home.
by Jim July 19, 2004
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ass paste

think semi solid shit that squirts out slowly in a long tube shape as if it where coming out of a toothpaste tube. often required viggourous wiping afterward.
"toothpaste? nah, i use ass paste!"
by jim May 07, 2005
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bust

v. to turn a vehicle
"aight bust dis left"
by jim June 24, 2003
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hillbilly herion

Ever since he went on disability he just sits around blitzed on hillbilly herion.
by jim June 24, 2003
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Power Puff Girl

one of three cute lil kindergarteners who save the world with special powers. Said powers include ICE BREATH and FLAMEY EYE THINGS... they were created from sugar, spice, eeverything nice, ans chemical X.
OH NO, that giant bunny rabbit ate my prize winning BIG ASS carrot.... somebodt call the Powerpuff Girls on that nifty blinking phone.
by Jim July 27, 2004
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pull your card

take you out of circulation - remove your card from the file - kill you.
from the song boys in the hood from nwa - Cuz the boyz in the hood are always hard
You come talkin’ that trash we’ll pull your card
Knowin’ nothin’ in life but to be legit’
Don’t quote me boy, cuz I ain’t said shit...
by jim December 13, 2003
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