JIMBO's definitions

longcocking

longcocking to give the full lenght of ones cock, after an interval of only giving the first half. "william mccuscer"

bill would bang his new girlfriends with half his dick, until they started getting bored, then he would start longcocking them.

by jimbo October 20, 2004

ignore

to blow someone off; to be a dick and not respond to someone when they desire to talk.

the hot girl walking down the street IGNORED the scumbag looking guy because she was a bitch, little did she know he was hung like a fuckin' horse...

by Jimbo September 18, 2003

Chunkyhandy

To masturbate or the act of masturbation
derived from some sad fuckwit texting in to babestation on game network.

'Eddie kept on trying to give me a chunkyhandy when i was asleep'

by jimbo January 10, 2004

Tony Blair

A common misspelling of the name of the British prime minister, 'Tony B. Liar' who, amongst other things, likes his coffee black.

Tony's one liners: There are WOMD in Iraq!
We didn't fix the Hutton report!
Michael Barrymore isn't a homosexual rapist!

by Jimbo July 21, 2004

comedy pyramid

when a comedy act goes through a cycle of being: 3 - 5 "ok" comedians, 2 - 3 funny comedians, 1 - 2 Hilarious Comedians, Thus building what we might call a pyramid. It makes a pyramid to the funniest comedian at the show.

man, last nights show was an awsome comedy pyramid! it was kinda good at first and kept getting better and better till the end!

by Jimbo October 22, 2003