Smallville

Fucked-up, fictional TV place where numerous, horrific problems are caused by the arrival of alien Kal-el (aka Clark Kent - a young man with amazing supernatural abilities.)

His original mission was to rule the earth, but that's been changed by his own earthly morality. This yin-yang is the cause of everything bad that happens in Smallville and most of the nearby cities in Kansas.

Smallville would be normal if Clark Kent had never landed.

by Jim November 25, 2004

swivel

To fix something.

Im going to swivel the car.

by Jim January 1, 2004

k.b.

high-quality sensimilla marijauna, abbr. Kind Bud(s)

K.B. may be more expensive, but it's better for you.

by jim June 24, 2003

shate

stupid or very retarded
often a drunk or a high person
a state of mind and stupidity

"look at that shate"
"yeah thats a real jackass"

by jim July 2, 2003

H.I. Syphachlamydagonhorrepia B

A combination of a number of STDs or sexually transmitted diseases. A dirty bitch to stay away from.

That skank has H.I. Syphachlamydagonhorrepia B

by Jim November 10, 2003

Chode

The skin inbetween your ball sack and your red eye.

My balls are sticking to my chode right now.

by Jim January 22, 2004

punk-ass

weak, loser, one unworthy of respect.

The Golden State Warriors are just punk-ass bitches.

by Jim May 6, 2003