Pygophilia

arousal from touching, playing with, or seeing anothers buttox

Hey thats a nice butt, can i play and feel it?

No go away you pygophilia you

by jim November 28, 2003

Killa penguin

Also knowen as killer penguin.

A penguin which may cause chaos and destruction. May also kill many.

The Killa Penguin killed the man.

by Jim January 09, 2004

Bo Jangles

The self claimed best person on the face of the earth. Bo Jangles isn't conceited he really is just the best thing ever. A toally lack of caring, and voices hi opion and doesn't give a shit who gets upset or disagrees. He is also a cold heartless basterd, but once again, doesn't give a shit.

The man Bo Jangles is the craziest son of a bitch ever.

by Jim January 25, 2005

weapon

A term used to describe someone who is a spanner or a tool. A person who is extremely stupid and possibly ugly.

Ant: Hey mate, do you like my new burberry cap?
Jim: Nah mate, it's well chup. You look like a complete weapon!

by Jim July 19, 2004

llama-lover

one who has sexual relations with 1 or more llamas on a regular basis

"im a llama-lover and im proud"

by jim May 07, 2005

locust Valley lockjaw

Affected tone of voice commonly heard in Locust Valley , New York by wealthy residents of the community. They speak
with little movement of their lower jaw.
Katherine Hepburn in a bad mood, or Jim Backus on Gilligans Island display some traits of this speech pattern.

Mimi, have you seen the keys to the Bently? I thought I might nip over to Piping for a spot of Golf.

by Jim January 24, 2004

Shivids

shivering with lividness

Tony Blair makes me fucking shivid with his smarmy grin and presidential arse licking

or

you bake my shivids
(make me livid)

by Jim December 13, 2004