JEssica's definitions

Douchbag

Look in the mirror....that's a douchbag!

your a douchbag

by Jessica February 5, 2004

bastardette

bastardette is a female bastard, a girl born without a father figure.

Shirley is a bastardette.

by Jessica March 10, 2005

eating rocks

When someone's teeth look like they've been eating rocks. Also similar to when someone's teeth look as though they've been chompin on osteoporis bones. Or, as Adele from Queens of Comedy says, when someone's teeth look like tools and could open up a Black and Decker.

His teeth looked like he'd been eating rocks.

by Jessica June 18, 2006

schmegma

it's fucking sick that's what that is!

mike irvin has a schmegma probleme.... EWWWW

by jessica November 20, 2003

happy

noun; 1.one who is extremely stoned . . 2.or just hyper and giddy. . orr. . 3.one who is extremely intoxicated

1. Alex furnelli is such a happy
2. Adriann is such a happy
3. Gia is a wicked happy but im very dissapointed in her

by jessica March 18, 2005

Jelly Bracelets

you know what jelly bracelets mean where i'm from?
blue=blue
pink=pink
black=black
...etc.

whoever the whore is that made this is should die. i've been asked a trillion times if the ones i wear mean anything and blah blah blah. no. they're bracelets. i like em. they're nifty. so whoever thinks they mean something should go... fuck a moose.

maybe the person was really ugly and jus wanted sex so they made up this stupid so called game...

by jessica July 12, 2004

Bennifer

A reference to Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck as though they are one person and not two. Most often used out of hate or disgust and about movies which star both of them.

Dude! Did you see the new really shitty Bennifer movie?

by Jessica November 26, 2003