cockophobe

One who has an unwarranted fear of the cock.

When she saw my enormous man-gland, my mom started screaming and ran out of the room. She was a cockophobe.

by Jeff July 29, 2003

wigger

A sad, pathetic little creature who deserves to get his azz kicked by both whites and blacks alike. The typical wigger is a 15 year old white boy in the middle of puberty who has no sense of self, and certainly no self-respect, who embraces the mannerisms and lifestyle of societies worst, the inner city gansta. An odd phenomonon indeed. With role models to look up to such as Vanilla Ice and Eminem, this person will live have a sad, dead-end life.

When Jonny came home for dinner last night, his mother noticed with shock another black eye on her little boys face. Daddy turned to him and said: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING A WIGGER. NOW EAT YOUR WHITE BREAD AND MACCARONNI.

by Jeff February 11, 2005

Ass clown

bounce aka bobo

you stepped in the cement, ass clown

by jeff September 12, 2003

fazed

A community driven website frequented by both unbelievably smart individuals and mind-numbingly stupid tools.

I was at fazed - and as usual, b00zar is an asshat.

by Jeff June 03, 2003

kith

Kids in the Hall

After the Leafs/Canadiens game, I turned on Kids in the Hall and laughed my ass off.

by Jeff September 24, 2003

the birds and the bees

The explanation of sex usually coming from a parent to a son or daughter.

Mom, do we really have to talk about the birds and the bees?

by Jeff October 08, 2003

scrotch

When you have an itchy crotch and you need to scratch it - you can scratch your crotch. Alternativlely you can have a good 'SCROTCH'

I need a good scrotch

by Jeff September 24, 2004