shoji

A type of tri-folded wooden screen with wooden dividers that are either diagonal, horizontal or both that is backed with rice paper or a thin white fabric. Originated in Japan it has seen many other styles as it has become westernized.
I bought a really cute shoji screen from IKEA, I'm going to use it to cover the air conditioner unit in my apartment.
by Jessica April 21, 2005
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miss turner

(Adj) unusually large femal who only watches television to find gramatical errors.
a.a turner has a mole ugly feet a the biggest butt you'll ever see.
b.A ugly LAnuage arts teacher.
Did you hear what that turner said she always tries to act so smart.
by Jessica February 24, 2005
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whats your damage

A rather nice way of saying "Are you a fucking idiot."
Did you eat a retard sandwhich for breakfast...good golly whats your damage?
by jessica March 31, 2004
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rossturbator

1. Scrawny little good-for-nothing puke that looked at Russian babies online during Webmastery.
2. Cool kid.
Rossturbator! Spanky is coming, minimize that screen!
by Jessica March 08, 2004
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thug life

2pac has a tattoo dat says THUG LIFE across his stomach which means "The Hate U Gave Lil Infants Fucks Everybody"
2pacs tattoo
by Jessica December 07, 2003
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Svargen

1. A word used to substitute for another word.
2. A word to use instead of swearing.
by Jessica October 26, 2003
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eating rocks

When someone's teeth look like they've been eating rocks. Also similar to when someone's teeth look as though they've been chompin on osteoporis bones. Or, as Adele from Queens of Comedy says, when someone's teeth look like tools and could open up a Black and Decker.
His teeth looked like he'd been eating rocks.
by Jessica June 16, 2006
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