JED's definitions

smiffy wifter

a short ginger person with a small willy and ginger pubic hair, often found sneaking around dodgy clubs

shit, here comes the smiffy wifter again

by jed January 22, 2004

Cunt-ron

An extreme or special class of moron.

Harry you stupid cunt-ron.

by Jed May 19, 2004

Rass

Progressive states of uncomfortability of which an anus is in after massive consumption of either alcohol or spicy foods. Stages range from mild discomfort to acid discharge (coupled with subsequent bleeding) during the course of bowel evacuation.

Etiology is of the words Raw and Ass.

"Oh my God, I had stage 4 rass yesterday...The pain was so intense I couldn't even wipe."

by Jed February 1, 2005