10 definitions by JED

jedboobs

Voluptuous natural gargantuans found upon a males chest. This male is usually known as Jed.

The kid was trying to wack off but his jedboobs got in the way.

by JED October 20, 2004

A part man part beast sex machine that grunts like the godfather of soul, James Brown and can turn lezzers into cock-loving hetros.

She's a lezzer?! She needs an ogus.

by JED December 30, 2005

Someone who will diss everything. A complete low-life

Let me tell you something, bendeco. You pull any your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger till it goes "click".

by JED January 12, 2004