Definitions by JDbombassmofo

Gym-bro Slice 

An amateur weightlifter who is sometimes a low level influencer, who thinks they’re a personal trainer, and doesn’t hesitate to dispense wrong info on fitness and nutrition.

Bob: you shouldn’t eat carbs if you want to gain muscle
Reasonable Person: shut up, Bob, you’re being a Gym-bro Slice

Gym-bro Slice by jdbombassmofo December 16, 2021

Vatobahn 

A road where it is common to see many cars carrying multiple people, usually of Latin descent and questionable immigration status. Whereas the dangers of the Autobahn are from the intense speed the dangers of this road are from getting hit from multiple non english speaking uninsured motorists with loud stereos

Guy1: did you see all the mexicans on the road its a regular Vatobahn out there

Guy 2: ya man watch out

Vatobahn by jdbombassmofo January 17, 2012

Gas Fucked 

A play on the expression "ass fucked". When the price of gas rises so high it is likened to anal sex and the pain often associated therein.

Guy 1: Damn it man, it cost 50 bucks to fill up my car

Guy 2: You totally got gas fucked

Gas Fucked by jdbombassmofo December 2, 2011

Personality Puberty 

Another way of saying someone is coming out of their shell. A shy person that loses their inhibition.

Person 1:That guy used to be quiet now he tells killer jokes and buys shots for the whole bar. He's actually cool now.

Person 2: Yeah he went throught personality puberty

Personality Puberty by jdbombassmofo December 14, 2010

Ball Lightning 

When one gets tazered in the groin

That jackass security guard gave the guys junk a case of ball lightning with his tazer

Ball Lightning by jdbombassmofo December 3, 2010