Beer Monkey

An imaginary primate that steals all your money on a night out.

I had to leg it from the taxi driver as the beer monkey had robbed me!

by JC Meister July 05, 2004

Hippocrocakangarillapig

An extremely unattractive female of the human species. A variety of Swamp Donkey, only uglier and normally bulkier.

Tha munter you pulled last night was a real Hippocrocakangarillapig.

by JC Meister July 06, 2004

Double Dirty Sanchez

Like the Dirty Sanchez but to complete the act to make it a double, the woman (or man) will kiss their partner on the lips, smearing the 'tash onto their lip as well.

Britney doubled up the dirty sanchez I gave her last night.

by JC Meister July 06, 2004