JC Meister's definitions

Beer Monkey

An imaginary primate that steals all your money on a night out.

I had to leg it from the taxi driver as the beer monkey had robbed me!

by JC Meister July 5, 2004

Double Dirty Sanchez

Like the Dirty Sanchez but to complete the act to make it a double, the woman (or man) will kiss their partner on the lips, smearing the 'tash onto their lip as well.

Britney doubled up the dirty sanchez I gave her last night.

by JC Meister July 6, 2004

Hippocrocakangarillapig

An extremely unattractive female of the human species. A variety of Swamp Donkey, only uglier and normally bulkier.

Tha munter you pulled last night was a real Hippocrocakangarillapig.

by JC Meister July 6, 2004