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Definitions by JB Smoooove

Shorthand term for “this tastes so good, it’ll make you slap yo momma.”
My girl cooked up some fried chicken, mac and cheese and greens. This shit slaps
Slaps by JB Smoooove January 31, 2024

Black Thanksgiving

Person 1: Yo, C-Note. Where you gonna b hangin' for black thanksgiving.

Person 2: Tre-Von invited me over to his crib to watch the all-star game and he say you can come ova' too.

Person 1: Sweet. Ill pick up some watermelon flavored vodka fo his punk ass when I cash my check at da liquor sto.

Negro Ears

Used to describe a urban person that only listens to urban music.
Girl 1: Yo, Sha-ney-nay-ray. You herd da new Taylor Swift song? Its aight.

Girl 2: Isnt dat duh young skinny white gurl. Shanefa, now you know I dont be listening to that white people music. Gimme dat Biggie or Tupac.

Girl 1: Guuuurl, you need to stop wit your negro ears and expand your cultural horizon.
Negro Ears by JB Smoooove March 6, 2011

Bitch Bump 

The act of quickly ignoring an incoming phone call and sending them directly to voicemail. Usually done to a person thats calls multiple times a day.
John: Man, Steve wont stop blowing up my phone. When will he get that I dont need to talk to him 4 times a day.

Jason: What is he, your girlfriend? Bitch Bump his ass to voicemail a few times and he'll get the point that you dont want to talk to him.
Bitch Bump by JB Smoooove July 20, 2009