JAck's definitions

shub

although known as a plant, it can also be known in some case's a hooker or whore,

you are a slut and a shub

by jack July 18, 2003

Bitch Piss

A fruity flavoured alcoholic beverage consumed by women and females.

"all jon drinks is bitch piss and archers-lemonade! wot a woman!"

by Jack May 25, 2003

sweetish-pancake

After having sex with a girl, ejaculate on and around her ass-cheeks and rapidly squeeze them together, making a squishy noise.

After having sex with a fat girl, i spummed on her ass and gave her the sweetish-pancake

by Jack June 4, 2003

lay pipe

Refers to the act of pooping, specifically a turd that makes contact with the bowl from back to front - similar to the action of laying sewer pipe.

"I hadn't shit in three days so I really needed to lay pipe."

by Jack December 23, 2004

spit swabbing the pork curtains

eating "the" cooter

jack was caught spit swabbing the pork curtains

by jack January 28, 2003

Chodem Pole

(n.) a chode, adorned with painted faces depicting the chode gods.

Gary asked the tattoo artist to add some color to his chodem pole as the artist laugh at Garys short, fat penis.

by jack August 4, 2004

Narb

literally, "no apparent reason boner";
also used to generally define an erection; a stiffy

It was unfortunate that I had a huge narb when the teacher called me to her desk.

by Jack September 21, 2003