asner

the act of ejecting fluid or other substance (food or drink that was previously in the mouth) out of the nose due to sudden laughter

"Ow! That was so funny, I just asnered my coffee all over myself!"
"Never drink hard liquor at a comedy club. A whiskey asner can be severely painful."

by Jay October 31, 2004

stfuing

verb; The stating of the word "STFU"
A word used commonly on the internet, when someone wishes to use the stfu statement in the verb sense.

"I'm bored with your constant stfuing, go eat a banana or something."

by Jay March 28, 2005

grody lover

janitor, one who loves dirty things

a janitor

by jay April 25, 2003

broke nigga

nigga without a job

black person living on the west side

by jay April 25, 2003

Vagfro

Irresponsibly overgrown pubic hair in the area of the Vagina.

Beyonce has a vagfro in her loins.

by Jay July 18, 2003

Childrens Institute

A dumbed down, children's version of the Basic Seminar. Children are organized into teams of 5-15 and carry on bible lessons as well as arts and crafts.

"Hey is that basic seminar going to have a Children's Institute?"

by jay February 22, 2005

upper decking

The process of taking a shit in the tank of a toilet instead of the bowl so when the next person flushes, all the shit goes into the bowl

Taking a shit in the tank instead of the toliet is upper decking.

by Jay December 27, 2003