JASPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'s definitions

ZXCVBNMASDFGHJKLLQWERTYUIOP

If you say this is the alphabet, YOU ARE A NOOB

Teacher: Can you tell me the alphabet, Brian?

Brian: ZXCVBNMASDFGHJKLLQWERTYUIOP

Teacher: noob...

by JASPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! August 4, 2021

NO GOD NO GOD PLEASE NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What you say when you really don't want something to happen

Person 1: Can I use your toothbrush to clean the floorboards

Person 2: NO GOD NO GOD PLEASE NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by JASPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! September 9, 2021

Among us is sus

If you typed this down...

YOU ARE SUS!!!!!!!

*gets distracted by an impostor*
Among us is sus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by JASPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! August 10, 2021

01001110 01100101 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01100111 01101111 01101110 01101110 01100001 00100000 01100111 01101001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110101 01110000

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP IN BINARY CODE.

Person: Type in 01001110 01100101 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01100111 01101111 01101110 01101110 01100001 00100000 01100111 01101001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110101 01110000 in you binary code translator.
Me: *does*
Also me: *dies*

by JASPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! March 1, 2024

mmmmmmmmmm cow

This cow that plays pranks on you

*Postman puts away letters*.
*cow does dance*
*postman looks behind*
*cow stops dancing*
Someone walking by: mmmmmmmmmm cow

by JASPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! August 4, 2021

VFCVFSCFE

ERROR ERROR WHY DID YOU TYPE THIS DOWN?!

VFCVFSCFE CLOSING DOWN

by JASPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! August 5, 2021

:V

Talking

Person 1: TALK

Person 2: :V

Person 1: Okay

by JASPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! August 9, 2021