JASON's definitions

Los Lonely Boys

A great up and coming band which mixes Rock and Roll with Blues, and spanish rock, with influences by Stevie Ray Vaughn( a guitar God) and Richie Valens(who was big but I think sucks balls)

-Los Lonely Boys played a kick ass shot tonight..

-hell yea!

by Jason January 17, 2004

Harry Potter 3 movie

Anything that is completely crappy.

Anything that is modeled after something else but does it in such a poor fashion as it is completely unrecognizable.

A load of crap.

Did you see what the dog left on the stairs? Ya, it was soo Harry Potter 3 Movie.

by Jason June 5, 2004

duss

To run away

"The 5-0 are coming, fucking duss"

by Jason May 23, 2003

microsoft

A group of neo-nazis worshipping al malfunctioning stereo. A.K.A. My heroes.

Microsoft cant be bad......look at the freaking money they've made!

by Jason May 13, 2005

butt dust

Dust that comes within the anal cavity unexpectedly.

Jeff farted and his butt got a little smokey afterwards. I said, "Damn dude, did you see that cloud of butt dust you just left on that little kid?"

by Jason January 15, 2004

Yada, Yada, Yada

1) what a person might say, mid-sentence, to shorten a story to get to the point of a discussion 2) what a person might say to hide any incriminating activities that they may have been involved in

(ex. Yada, Yada, Sex with someone else or Yada, Yada, Shoplifting)

by Jason June 30, 2004

Covenant of the Keys

when a neighbor is entrusted with a set of keys in case one gets locked out of their apartment. The covenant provides the following ;

1) thou shalt not use the keys to obtain food from thy neighbors' refrigerator
2) thou shalt not use thy neighbors' bathroom unless first asking permission (even if yours is broken)
3) thou definitely shalt not be in thy neighbors' apartment when said neighbor is bringing home a date
4) if thy covenant is broken, then the offending party must pack up his/her belongings and move to California where he/she will probably end up being accused of murder (see The Ten Commandments )

by Jason June 30, 2004