JakeZee is worst term u could be called.. means u hella ugly for real..., like not ugly ugly u DAMN UGLY like oprah ugly
by Jake January 06, 2005
she: I've never seen his pubes, I unzip him and blow him but we've never been naked together.
he: She's got great pubes, the first giveaway was her camel toe, then once I had her pants off, her labia look great and she actually SHAVES it !
he: She's got great pubes, the first giveaway was her camel toe, then once I had her pants off, her labia look great and she actually SHAVES it !
by Jake February 21, 2004
For all you inbred, rice chomping, English language challenged morons who seem to think a Mustang is slow, I just love the looks I get when my 03 Mach 1 toasts those little Jap and European pieces of shit! Then they try and accuse me of running NAWS, dumb bastards need to wake the fuck up and realize that a Mustang will waste 95% of the vehicles on the road without breaking a sweat, or any parts for that matter! Maybe a V6 can't get the job done, but there is a Mustang model somewhere along the line that can, ie GT, Mach 1, Cobra, Cobra R, Roush, Saleen. So go grab hold of that bleacher-seat metal wing, stick your little weenies in your big old fart cans and hump those little Asian vibrators for all your worth, 'cause that's the only way your gonna feel like a man.
by Jake December 24, 2003
That Jake is a real cum slinger; he was with Janet on Thursday night, then Nancii on Friday, and now Saturday night he's off humping someone's wife while the husband is working nightshift
by Jake March 06, 2004
An expression by male/female beast. Means hard work. Only remmers from Workington can pronounce this correctly.
Man, that was hard wup!
by Jake February 03, 2004
by Jake April 01, 2005