JACK MEHOFF's definitions

Zukster

1)A person who is a fat ass, lazy, red neck, sandwich eatting, nigga hatin person, and always hungry.

2)A person who got stuck in a tub.

1)Damn Zukster, why did you eat so much?
2)Yesterday, I got Zukster in the bathroom.

by Jack Mehoff November 3, 2004

frullet

an afro and a mullet combined

check out billy bobs frullet

by jack mehoff July 7, 2003

porthos

A person with a gotee that makes him look like he molests little boys but will shave this gotee to conceal but friends still know he rapes little boys by luring them into his van with candy.

Look eric is buying candy to use as bait for little boys, what a porthos.

by Jack Mehoff January 31, 2005

lap log

A huge penis laying in your lap

"you ready to take this lap log!?"

by Jack mehoff April 28, 2015

chowdy bags

Someone who is a complete choad. Usually enjoys Drudge Report, AK-47s, and teh c0ck. It is very easy to spot this type of person. Very often they are found in the workplace.

Dude!! That chowdy bags guy just gave barney a philly fakeout!!!!!!

by Jack Mehoff April 15, 2005

El Diego

The best guy ever. AKA "The Doug"

El Diego kicked Logan's ass the other day after he tried to give him a donut punch.

by Jack Mehoff March 15, 2005

gooching

Where your penis goes around your gooch and into your asshole.

I caught Logan gooching with Dr.Kelly the other day.

by Jack Mehoff May 3, 2005