take it to the house

To go home to take a poop, instead of at work, school, stores, restaurants, etc.

Bill: "Dude, I gotta shit in the worst way!"

Ted: "Then go, dude- Wal Mart's bathrooms aren't that dirty."

Bill: "Screw that bro, I've gotta take it to the house!!"

by J3553 January 16, 2009

assi-ten

Anything that goes way beyond assinine; something really, really stupid (usually to describe something someone has done)

Woman: "What was he thinking? I can't believe he thought making that calendar of the guys at work was a good idea- and with the boss naked on the last page! How assinine!!"

Man: "No, that's what I call assi-ten!"

by J3553 December 17, 2009

t-rash

Trash, white trash, ghetto people...often loud, obnoxious, unintelligent, using improper English, and causing some kind of a ruckus or scene. Ideally this term is said with a New York accent, from where it originated.

Bob: I can't believe my girl cheated on me man!

Tony: Fuck that girl, bro, she's T-rash!!

by J3553 May 28, 2008

outlander

Any individual who does not belong in a social setting; an intruder; an interloper. Popularized by Malachai from "Children of the Corn".

Friend 1: "Hey, who is that dude?"

Friend 2: "Must be an outlander, man, I've never seen him."

by J3553 November 27, 2007

interloper

Any individual who intrudes or does not belong- in a conversation, at a social gathering, or anywhere else. First popularized by Malachai, of "Children of the Corn".

Friend 1: "Yo, who invited him? Who's that guy lurking in the corner?"

Friend 2: "I don't know who that interloper is, dude."

by J3553 November 27, 2007

snake

Anyone who takes or steals anything from another person- whether it be knowingly or unknowingly. The snakee typically gets pretty pissed off at the aforementioned snake, unless the snaked item is of little to no significance.

1) In skateboarding, one can "snake" another by taking a run when it was another's turn, or by (stupidly) skating in front of that person just as they're about to do a trick. This is not good, particularly if it happens multiple times. May be overlooked if done by a young kid who can't skate and/or doesn't know any better.

Skater 1 (to his boy): Dude, if that kid snakes me one more time, he's gonna get this board shot right up his butt!!

Skater 2: I feel you man, that kid is getting on my nerves too!

2) "Butting" or going in front of someone else either in any kind of line (e.g. at the movies, the DMV, fast food restaurant, etc.). Snaking of this sort can make one extremely ticked off!

Snakee: Hey man, you totally just snaked my place in line- the back of the line is over there (points).

(bigger, badder) Snake: What you gonna do about it, beeaattcchh???

(smaller, weaker) Snake: Oh shit man, my bad- I didn't even see you there (walks to the back of the line).

3) One can "snake" another's girl or guy, some food, their music, movies, clothes, or just about anything else. Again, dependent on the item being snaked, reactions of snakees vary.

Snake: Dude, I'm snaking a slice of that pizza, I'm starving bro!

Snakee: It's all good...just don't grab another, or I'll have to take this pizza slicer to your fingers!

by J3553 March 13, 2008