Splenda shits

Major pressurized volcanic bowel movement as a result of injesting Splenda.

Man,my wife swapped sugar for Splenda in the Kool aid and the kids and I got the Splenda Shits!

Thanks to the Splenda Shits I'm now able to fit in my Speedo.

Had the Splenda Shits so bad last night I had to pay my ass with Horse sauve.

by J.R. 1 November 17, 2023

Bean dip shit

A shit that resembles a pile of bean dip.

Man! After a night of drinking beer and eating burritos, I had a MASSIVE bean dip shit!!!

Holy shit! We were in the park today and needed to use the restroom. Someone left bean dip shit all over the commode!!!!

Dixie was changing little Brysons diaper and she vomited! Bryson had taken a 7 lb bean dip shit!!!

by J.R. 1 December 27, 2021

O'bidenite

A person who suffers from such a horrible case of TDS they voted for an Alzheimer patient.

Dude, Sam is such an O'bidenite. So afraid of "mean tweets".

We have O'bidenite Sam to thank for the cheep gasoline and inflation.

O'bidenite Sam was mugged by a migrant on the beaches of the Rio Grande. Silly O'bidenite.

by J.R. 1 December 08, 2021

Cascade suppository challenge

The act of inserting a Cascade tablet up one's ass.

Damn man, I've never been drunk enough to do the Cascade Suppository Challenge!

by J.R. 1 September 24, 2021