Definitions by J.P.C.

Princeton 

Noun. 1. Quite possibly the most pimp place ever in the history of the world 2. Way better than those community colleges known as Harvard and Yale, Princeton was founded in the best year ever by a race of athletic, intellectual, international super-pimps for the sole purpose of being better than the other Ivies in lacrosse and academics 3. Your college's daddy

Guy #1: "Did you hear? Princeton's lacrosse team just won ANOTHER national championship!"
Guy #2: "No, I go to Harvard so I never leave my room (which, by the way, is completely devoid of any beer or naked ladies)."

Princeton by J.P.C. September 2, 2005