Definitions by J.P Johnson
Fag-a-muffin
I love my son, but he acted like such a fag-a-muffin when he lost the spelling bee Johnsons little fag-a-muffin son!
Fag-a-muffin by J.P Johnson January 28, 2011
mudpie choke out
The act of defecating in a bowl or toilet. Then shoving your sexual partners face into the pile and begin having sexual relations with them.
I wanted to try something a bit adventurous, so I talked her into a good old fashion mudpie choke out!
mudpie choke out by J.P Johnson January 28, 2011